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Singletons on top

After the first round of AATBL Season 2024, Banker and Mochu are chirping merrily from the top of the ladder. The Sultans of Swing didn’t trouble the scorer or the […]

Burley Hurlers reign supreme in 2023

It was a zero-to-hero finish for Barney in 2023. Yes, the Asti recipient for 2022 turned his frown upside down when his Burley Hurlers (Serge, Barney and Digger) won the […]

Burley Hurlers take minor premiership!

After an exciting end to the home-and-away season, we head into the 2023 finals with the Burley Hurlers atop the ladder, ahead of Better than Charles by percentage only. In […]

The Dukes have a pulse!

OK, it took the Dukes of Normandy to get to Round 6 to do it, but they have now won a game. In glorious sunshine in Mosman Park, the Dukes […]

Plus ça change ...

The wind was icy. The games were hard-fought and riveting. The tension was palpable. The ladder positions at the end of the day were … unchanged. Yes, for the first […]

BTC on top at half-way point

The excitement of the sporting world is reaching a crescendo as the league passes the season’s half-way point. There are so many questions. Can reigning premier SuperMario, now part of […]

Sweet deal to avoid forfeit

Sir Justice Airwick says he had to make a deal with his parole officer to enable him to turn up to Allen Park. Had Serge not secured that deal (which […]

So, who's better than whom?

When the AATBL players and spectators descended upon Lake Claremont in round two there were two main questions being asked: Will Better Than Charles live up to its name? Will […]

Dear Leader on top after Round 1

The 2023 all-terrain bocce season exploded into life in parched conditions in Bold Park on 26 February. Some commentators have suggested that the first round of President Motherchucker’s reign was […]