On the sunny slopes of Mrs Herbert’s Park, Soft (Banker playing sans Brad, because Brad is working in Albania on his latest book) had a comfortable 8-2 win over Super […]

Players and TV viewers were aghast to learn that Motherchucker, a crowd favourite in recent years, had been attacked by a pelican and sustained a nasty head injury while riding […]

With forecasts of another sharknado, the locus bocci for Round 5 was shifted to the Vietnam Memorial in Kings Park. Actually, there were only a few drops of rain and […]

Beastly Justice maintained its grip on the top of ladder after Round 4 was played at Hyde Park. Yes, in their only game of the day, Serge and BoB energetically […]

Controversy erupted at Mimim Cove in Round 3 with Serge being accused of using illegal kit, in the form of custom-made all-terrain bocce gloves. “It’s just like Dennis Lillee’s aluminium […]

Round 2 saw the league return to Brad’s home ground, Brenda Morton Reserve in Wembley Downs. However, Brad and his Soft teammate, Banker, lost both their games, going down 5-8 […]

The first round of AATBL Season 2026 was played in a carnival atmosphere at Allen Park in Swanbourne on 22 February. There was even a bouncy castle, funded by Serge, […]

The much-anticipated 2025 AATBL road trip saw us descend in numbers upon Pemberton on 29 November. We spent the weekend at Beedelup House Cottages, and most of us did not […]

The league’s 2025 annual general meeting was held on 7 December at Clancy’s in City Beach. President HRH Prince Andrew II delivered an insightful and passionate speech, while wearing a […]

As it turned out, the placings in the 2025 home-and-away season were not reflected in the finals. The minor premier was jettisoned in the prelims and the last-placed Big Wheelers […]