Controversy erupted at Mimim Cove in Round 3 with Serge being accused of using illegal kit, in the form of custom-made all-terrain bocce gloves.

“It’s just like Dennis Lillee’s aluminium bat”, bleated Motherchucker. “It’s an outrage! Where will it end?”

Some viewers suggested that Mochu was just revving himself up, trying to build up some energy for his tussle with Pisco Piranhas. Maybe it worked, as Motherchucker prevailed in that contest, 7-5.

However, the gloves were off in the match between Soft (Banker sans Brad) and Super Big Buzz-Balls (S&M and BP, but no Buzz), and SBBB eventually took home the points, 7-5.

In SBBB’s other game they were a tad less successful, getting walloped 2-9 by Beastly Justice. The stewards are looking into the legality of the gloves, so maybe the result will change.

The Singularity (Rawalpindi Express without Stormin’ Norman Hound Dog Taylor) took home a 7-0 “victory”, thanks to a forfeit from The Young Ones.

In RE’s other game (OK, his only game), he handed Soft their first win of the season, Soft claiming the victory 7-1.