Sir Justice Airwick says he had to make a deal with his parole officer to enable him to turn up to Allen Park. Had Serge not secured that deal (which […]

When the AATBL players and spectators descended upon Lake Claremont in round two there were two main questions being asked: Will Better Than Charles live up to its name? Will […]

The 2023 all-terrain bocce season exploded into life in parched conditions in Bold Park on 26 February. Some commentators have suggested that the first round of President Motherchucker’s reign was […]

At the 2022 AGM, President Reg spoke at some length about unity and camaraderie, about the value of friendship, and the importance of humility in the face of obvious brilliance. […]

The Grand Bocce (Best Official Champion of Champions Extraordinaire) for 2022 is SuperMario. Yes, on the treacherous slopes of Mrs Herberts Park in Claremont, S&M rocketed from 6th position at […]

On the western shores of Lake Monger in round 8, a determined Barney decided that enough was enough. Having so decided, his Barniness despatched Fuchu (Brad Solo returns) 7-1 and […]

The second-last home-and-away round of the 2022 season, played at Hyde Park, saw Fuchu slip from first place to third. Gonad and Stella played Bradless and they lost 1-7 to […]

Some say it was just an innocent fashion faux pas. Others contend that it was a tactic, a cunning ploy to put Fuchu’s opponents off their game. Whatever the intention, […]

Round 5 saw the troops gather at Sir James Mitchell Park in South Perth. As seems traditional, although we have played there more than once before, Stella had difficulty firing […]

It seems that there was a lesson about preparation to be learned from round 4. The round was played in chilly and windy conditions by the river at Bardon Park […]