Barney and RE, head-to-head
Barney vs Rawalpindi Express Barney: Welcome aboard. RE: As always, it’s a pleasure to be here. I love rural Tasmania. Barney: What? Never mind. I hear you’ve been making bread. […]
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Banker’s thoughts and your choices
Big Pineapple vs Banker Website elves’ note: As you would know by now, Banker has always been an anxious little petal. He worries a lot about what people think of […]
Into the blender again for 2018
The 2017 AGM saw a frenzy of pragmatic and egalitarian reforms introduced. First, there was the use of the blender to mix up the teams for the new season. The […]
2018 new year’s resolutions
With 2018 now upon us, the players of the AATBL have decided to share their wisdom with you. These are their resolutions for 2018: Reg: I’m going to stop […]
Big Guns win 2017 title
Playing from third position after the home-and-away season, the Big Guns (RE on his own as Stella was busy vacuuming his car) blitzed the field at Mrs Herbert’s Park to […]
Heaven’s Door takes car rally glory
The inaugural AATBL car rally on Saturday 14 October 2017 was, if the press is to be believed, a rampaging success. Five teams departed from Clancy’s in City Beach after […]
Motherchucker’s head revisited
Buzz Lightbeer vs Motherchucker Buzz: I hear you’re bringing out your own fragrance? Mochu: Me? No. Buzz: Didn’t you tell Brad that you were planning to release a scent? Is […]
The Circus seizes minor premiership
The final round of the home-and-away season unfolded in controversial circumstances on 17 September, with more games forfeited than played. With the Nomads and Heaven’s Door both failing to field […]
Seven rounds down
There was a record low attendance at the AATBL’s August fixture. The round was played in sunny conditions at Cliff Sadlier VC Memorial Park in Daglish, the site of the […]
Another dose of Gonad
Digger: I see that you’ve written on your form that you’re concerned about AI. Are you concerned about robots taking our jobs? Gonad: No, that’s not what I said. I’m […]