The cold affects people in different ways
Some players wandered aimlessly, bleating like lost sheep. Others quietly pissed their pants, trying to enjoy a moment’s comfort as the warm liquid soaked into the fabric before it froze. […]
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President Buzz joins Dog’s Balls
Round five, played at Peace Grove in Wembley Downs, saw: President Buzz Lightbeer return to the the field of play after swanning about in the US for a year and […]
AATBL plays its first nil-all draw
The fourth episode of our 2018 AATBL story was not without controversy. Although some of our round four games were played in a reasonably conventional manner, some saw the 7-0 […]
Cannonball’s further thoughts
Reg vs Cannonball Reg: So, some Swede has won a Nobel Prize for coming up with the sport of plogging, which I’m told is so named because it combines picking […]
Round 3 has a bit of everything
OK, it didn’t have Barney, Stella or Serge, but round 3, at Lower Bay View Park, otherwise offered a veritable variety show to the spectators and the TV audience. The […]
Navigate controversy mars Round 2
Although most teams had no difficulty finding their way to the gazetted locus bocci of Perry Lakes for Round 2, Stella’s new technogizmo, the Samsung Kero 1.5, seems to have […]
Mobank takes early ladder lead
At the end of the first round of Season 2018, Motherchucker and Banker are enjoying the view from the top of the ladder. “We are the champions and you guys […]
Barney and RE, head-to-head
Barney vs Rawalpindi Express Barney: Welcome aboard. RE: As always, it’s a pleasure to be here. I love rural Tasmania. Barney: What? Never mind. I hear you’ve been making bread. […]
Banker’s thoughts and your choices
Big Pineapple vs Banker Website elves’ note: As you would know by now, Banker has always been an anxious little petal. He worries a lot about what people think of […]
Into the blender again for 2018
The 2017 AGM saw a frenzy of pragmatic and egalitarian reforms introduced. First, there was the use of the blender to mix up the teams for the new season. The […]