RE: You’re probably expecting me to bang on about the fact that you’ve won the league’s “wooden spoon” award, the Asti Spumante, so many times. Stella: No, I can’t say […]

RE: Some of the other players that I’ve interviewed have been less than frank in their interviews. I have been asked to see whether you would mind playing “Yes or […]

The fifth round of the 2016 home-and-away season comprised six action-packed games at Piney Lakes Reserve in Winthrop. At the end of the round, the Dirty Three were still camped […]

SNHDT: Do you think the draft is working and that it has widespread acceptance? RE: Hang on, I’m supposed to interviewing you. SNHDT: Isn’t that just bloody typical? Who made […]

RE: I’m told that you’re a plastic surgeon. Is that true? Are you really made of plastic? Serge: Yes, I’m entirely synthetic. RE: No shit? Well perhaps you can answer […]

On the peaceful shores of the Swan, under a cloudy sky, the newly-named Dirty Three (who are actually only two, but only one of whom was present), won two and […]

RE: So you were drafted from iBocce to GBU and now Motherchucker’s back with you. How does that feel? S&M: First, I was afraid. I was petrified. No, wait – […]

It goes like this. The Pittsburgh Stealers used to be the GBU. The artists formerly known as iBocce have become the Dirty Three. When the music stopped, the Nomads became […]

As Easter this year falls on the last Sunday of the month, round two of the AATBL 2016 season was brought forward from its usual time-slot to accommodate those members […]

The first round of the 2016 season kicked off in controversial circumstances at Sorrell Park in North Fremantle. With neither of the iBocce players in attendance, the guidelines require that […]