Stella: Is it true that you have species dysphoria and multiple personality disorder? Cannonball: Woof woof! Moo! Quack quack! Stella: Really? Cannonball: No, not really. I was just clearing my […]

An interview with Digger Brad: Hey, thanks for doing this. Digger: That’s OK. When did you change your name anyway? I was just getting used to calling you “Shooter” when […]

An interview with President Buzz Lightbeer Serge: I’m told that you monitored the recent US election very closely. One of the things that were talked about was the use of […]

An interview with Gonad Digger: How’s the Gonad Institute coming along? Gonad: It’s going from strength to strength. We’re planning a ball. Digger: Annually? Gonad: No, just one ball. Digger: […]

An interview with Banker Reg:  So, you and I are back on the same team. We haven’t played together since the Ball Boys lost the 2015 grand final. Let’s hope […]

The 2016 AGM saw the implementation of sweeping changes. First, the existing teams went into the blender. The arrangement of six teams with an annual draft was abandoned in favour […]

RE: I’m told that you recently gained a new member of your household, a rescue dog. Mochu: Yes, a so-called rescue dog. I was expecting one of those St Bernards […]

The penultimate round of the 2016 home-and-away season was played in sub-zero temperatures on the icy slopes of Wireless Hill in August. Some commentators have suggested that the high proportion […]