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March 2017

The second round of the 2017 season was noteworthy for two reasons: the 7:0 forfeit rule was applied for the first time; and the Nomads managed to lose two games […]

Season 2017 begins

The February round saw the new and improved teams in action for the first time. Although we now have seven teams of two, the three top teams at the end of the […]

An interview with Rawalpindi Express

Buzz Lightbeer: It seems that you’re at the end of the interview queue. All the other players have been interviewed before you. Why do you think you’ve been left until […]

An interview with Cannonball

Stella: Is it true that you have species dysphoria and multiple personality disorder? Cannonball: Woof woof! Moo! Quack quack! Stella: Really? Cannonball: No, not really. I was just clearing my […]

An interview with Digger

An interview with Digger Brad: Hey, thanks for doing this. Digger: That’s OK. When did you change your name anyway? I was just getting used to calling you “Shooter” when […]

An interview with Gonad

An interview with Gonad Digger: How’s the Gonad Institute coming along? Gonad: It’s going from strength to strength. We’re planning a ball. Digger: Annually? Gonad: No, just one ball. Digger: […]

An interview with Banker

An interview with Banker Reg:  So, you and I are back on the same team. We haven’t played together since the Ball Boys lost the 2015 grand final. Let’s hope […]

New teams for 2017

The 2016 AGM saw the implementation of sweeping changes. First, the existing teams went into the blender. The arrangement of six teams with an annual draft was abandoned in favour […]

The Pigs fly again in 2016

What is it about fourth place in the home and away season? Last year, the Jolly Rogers were fourth before the finals and pipped the minor premiers, the Ball Boys, […]