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BP AWOL at AGM

The election of Big Pineapple to the league’s highest office seems much more remote than just one year ago. So much has happened in the last year that we seem […]

CWA takes out 2020 title

Sir Justice Airwick KFC BLT has gone from hero to zero and back again in the space of two seasons. Playing as part of Resurgence in 2018, Serge stood atop […]

AATBL invades Rottnest again

The 389th anniversary of the Battle of The Slaak was commemorated in fine fashion by the AATBL at Rottnest on a sunny weekend in September 2020. The few tossers who […]

Grim Reapers back on top

After a round in second spot, the Grim Reapers (Stormboy and Banker without Digger) regained their grip on the lead with an 8:3 win over WTF and a 3-7 loss […]

CWA starts 2020 in good form

Just a few months ago, Sir Justice Airwick PWC KPMG was a joint holder of the league’s wooden spoon, the Asti perpetual trophy for last place. However, after the first […]

Superbarney slips to sixth

SuperMario and Barney have had better outings than they did in Round 6. On the Nedlands foreshore they copped two 1-7 losses, going down first to Cannonbra (Cannonball without Brad) […]

Barney interviews God by telephone

Barney: Hello? Shit. This is awkward. Should I call you God, Lord or something else? Yahweh? I’m not even sure how to pronounce that. God: Let’s go with Morgan. Barney: […]

The storm surge that wasn't

The Bureau of Meteorology sold us the dummy. They had forecast torrential rain, gale-force winds, sleet and sharknadoes, so we moved the locus bocci from Lake Jualbup to the Vietnam […]