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Cannonbra leads after Round 1

The name of the team comprising Cannonball and Brad – Cannonbra – did trouble a few players in Round 1. It’s actually pretty easy. Think of cobra, zebra or penumbra. In […]

Home-and-away season's classic finale

In one of the league’s epic comeback stories, Resurgence finished as 2018’s minor premiers by half a whisker. Despite being in last place at the end of the season’s first […]

Who will play off for the Asti?

James “Moo-Cow” Mitchell was the premier of WA 99 years ago. Round 7, the second last of the 2018 home-and-away season, unfolded at the park in South Perth named in […]

The cold affects people in different ways

Some players wandered aimlessly, bleating like lost sheep. Others quietly pissed their pants, trying to enjoy a moment’s comfort as the warm liquid soaked into the fabric before it froze. […]

President Buzz joins Dog's Balls

Round five, played at Peace Grove in Wembley Downs, saw: President Buzz Lightbeer return to the the field of play after swanning about in the US for a year and […]

AATBL plays its first nil-all draw

The fourth episode of our 2018 AATBL story was not without controversy. Although some of our round four games were played in a reasonably conventional manner, some saw the 7-0 […]

Cannonball's further thoughts

Reg vs Cannonball Reg: So, some Swede has won a Nobel Prize for coming up with the sport of plogging, which I’m told is so named because it combines picking […]

Round 3 has a bit of everything

OK, it didn’t have Barney, Stella or Serge, but round 3, at Lower Bay View Park, otherwise offered a veritable variety show to the spectators and the TV audience. The […]

Navigate controversy mars Round 2

Although most teams had no difficulty finding their way to the gazetted locus bocci of Perry Lakes for Round 2, Stella’s new technogizmo, the Samsung Kero 1.5, seems to have […]