Navigate controversy mars Round 2
Although most teams had no difficulty finding their way to the gazetted locus bocci of Perry Lakes for Round 2, Stella’s new technogizmo, the Samsung Kero 1.5, seems to have […]
RE
Mobank takes early ladder lead
At the end of the first round of Season 2018, Motherchucker and Banker are enjoying the view from the top of the ladder. “We are the champions and you guys […]
Barney and RE, head-to-head
Barney vs Rawalpindi Express Barney: Welcome aboard. RE: As always, it’s a pleasure to be here. I love rural Tasmania. Barney: What? Never mind. I hear you’ve been making bread. […]
Banker’s thoughts and your choices
Big Pineapple vs Banker Website elves’ note: As you would know by now, Banker has always been an anxious little petal. He worries a lot about what people think of […]
Into the blender again for 2018
The 2017 AGM saw a frenzy of pragmatic and egalitarian reforms introduced. First, there was the use of the blender to mix up the teams for the new season. The […]
2018 new year’s resolutions
With 2018 now upon us, the players of the AATBL have decided to share their wisdom with you. These are their resolutions for 2018: Reg: I’m going to stop […]
Big Guns win 2017 title
Playing from third position after the home-and-away season, the Big Guns (RE on his own as Stella was busy vacuuming his car) blitzed the field at Mrs Herbert’s Park to […]
Heaven’s Door takes car rally glory
The inaugural AATBL car rally on Saturday 14 October 2017 was, if the press is to be believed, a rampaging success. Five teams departed from Clancy’s in City Beach after […]
Motherchucker’s head revisited
Buzz Lightbeer vs Motherchucker Buzz: I hear you’re bringing out your own fragrance? Mochu: Me? No. Buzz: Didn’t you tell Brad that you were planning to release a scent? Is […]
The Circus seizes minor premiership
The final round of the home-and-away season unfolded in controversial circumstances on 17 September, with more games forfeited than played. With the Nomads and Heaven’s Door both failing to field […]