Controversy continues to rage about the number of rounds that President Barney has arranged at venues in southern suburbs. The latest of these was the league’s traditional Overweight, Set-In-Our-Ways and Balding, […]

RE: Greetings, Oh Large and Fruity One. Your brow is furrowed. Do I displease you? BP: Sorry. The Olympics are coming up and I’m in training. I’ve been selected again […]

RE: Your bio on the website suggests that your real name is Giovanni. Do most people call you Gino? Reg: Yes, Gino or Reg is fine. RE: I think you’re […]

RE: You’re probably expecting me to bang on about the fact that you’ve won the league’s “wooden spoon” award, the Asti Spumante, so many times. Stella: No, I can’t say […]

RE: Some of the other players that I’ve interviewed have been less than frank in their interviews. I have been asked to see whether you would mind playing “Yes or […]

The fifth round of the 2016 home-and-away season comprised six action-packed games at Piney Lakes Reserve in Winthrop. At the end of the round, the Dirty Three were still camped […]

SNHDT: Do you think the draft is working and that it has widespread acceptance? RE: Hang on, I’m supposed to interviewing you. SNHDT: Isn’t that just bloody typical? Who made […]

RE: I’m told that you’re a plastic surgeon. Is that true? Are you really made of plastic? Serge: Yes, I’m entirely synthetic. RE: No shit? Well perhaps you can answer […]

On the peaceful shores of the Swan, under a cloudy sky, the newly-named Dirty Three (who are actually only two, but only one of whom was present), won two and […]

RE: So you were drafted from iBocce to GBU and now Motherchucker’s back with you. How does that feel? S&M: First, I was afraid. I was petrified. No, wait – […]