Motherchucker entered Round 3 full of the joys of life, undefeated so far in 2025 and chirping merrily atop the ladder. His first game of the day was the day’s closest, but Mochu still ground out a victory, 7-5, over Artificial Indifference. Some commentators, Kane Cornes among them, claimed that Rawalpindi Express really needs to lift his game and that his “bleating about his shoulder” has gone on for long enough.

The second of Mochu’s games was against Barnballs and they clearly rattled him, coming away with a 7-1 cakewalk. In Barnballs’ press conference after the day’s play, Barney asked people to go easy on Motherchucker. “Something was clearly up with him, but I’m not sure what it was” said Barney. “During the game, Chuck said the sun was in his eyes. Then he said he had sore tummy and after the game he said something about his dog and his homework, so we can’t be sure, but go easy on him. In his heyday, he was quite a good player, and we should respect that.”

The Big LeBocce enjoyed their game against The Brandy Bunch, bringing home the points with an impressive 8-2 victory. Although SuperMario almost lost his voice shouting “IT’S ALL DOWNSIDE!” to his teammate when they were up 7-2, Serge would have none of such wussiness, and he calmly slotted the the shot to take two points from the end and extend their win by a point.

Serge and SuperMario eventually had another comfortable victory over GFOOBO (Gonad sans Reg and Buzz). The commencement of play had been delayed while Serge rabbited on and on about his Orange Baby hat. Eventually the stewards tapped him on the shoulder and the game began, but only after the stewards promised to buy one.

The Big Wheelers (Stella flying solo, as Banker couldn’t find his car keys) have yet to open their 2025 account, as The Brandy Bunch won their match 7-2.