Motherchucker had two big wins in round 7, taking down Big Pineapple 7-0, and CBGBs 8-3. In his post-game press conference Mochu was gracious, suggesting that BP has had a rough year astrologically, and congratulated him on nevertheless publishing some “satisfactory” haiku. “Some of it’s not completely horrible,” he said.

Mochu went on to say that the CBGBs were perhaps not at their best and said that their sixth place on the ladder did not reflect their true potential. “They will be there in September,” he said, perhaps overlooking the fact that the finals are in October.

The other game for CBGBs also saw them less than victorious, the result being recorded as 5-8 to Two Fingers of Scotch (SNHDT without SuperMario).

In BP’s other game we saw last place play first, as he was pitted against Reg the Singular Singleton, and Reg prevailed 7-3.

Reg was less successful against Psychoceramics, losing 3-7, and thereby recording only his second defeat of the season to date (the other being a 6-7 loss to TFOS in round 1).

Psychoceramics (all three of whom were actually playing!) also prevailed against Rawalpindi Express, pipping him 7-6.

RE was more successful against Stingers (playing sans Stella), chalking up a rare win, 7-3.