July 2019

Barney interviews God by telephone

Barney: Hello? Shit. This is awkward. Should I call you God, Lord or something else? Yahweh? I’m not even sure how to pronounce that. God: Let’s go with Morgan. Barney: […]

The storm surge that wasn't

The Bureau of Meteorology sold us the dummy. They had forecast torrential rain, gale-force winds, sleet and sharknadoes, so we moved the locus bocci from Lake Jualbup to the Vietnam […]