2019

Daylight saving in Claremont

Round seven, played in glorious sunshine in Claremont, began at 2pm, an hour earlier than usual, as a result of a bold one-off daylight saving initiative by President Buzz Lightbeer. […]

Superbarney slips to sixth

SuperMario and Barney have had better outings than they did in Round 6. On the Nedlands foreshore they copped two 1-7 losses, going down first to Cannonbra (Cannonball without Brad) […]

Barney interviews God by telephone

Barney: Hello? Shit. This is awkward. Should I call you God, Lord or something else? Yahweh? I’m not even sure how to pronounce that. God: Let’s go with Morgan. Barney: […]

The storm surge that wasn't

The Bureau of Meteorology sold us the dummy. They had forecast torrential rain, gale-force winds, sleet and sharknadoes, so we moved the locus bocci from Lake Jualbup to the Vietnam […]

New T-shirts not working

Round 4 was moved forward a couple of weeks to avoid home games for the Eagles and Dockers. Although the tweaking of the AATBL schedule to accomodate the lesser league […]

Only three games in Round 3

The April round saw the league once again upsetting the locals at Jeff Joseph Reserve in Applecross, despite the fact that only three games were played, thanks to a preponderance […]

Bank Tellers lead the way

Two rounds into the 2019 season, Bank Tellers have grasped the top of the ladder, thanks in part to two 7-0 forfeits at Mrs Herberts Park. The March round was […]

Cannonbra leads after Round 1

The name of the team comprising Cannonball and Brad – Cannonbra – did trouble a few players in Round 1. It’s actually pretty easy. Think of cobra, zebra or penumbra. In […]