2017

Big Guns win 2017 title

Playing from third position after the home-and-away season, the Big Guns (RE on his own as Stella was busy vacuuming his car) blitzed the field at Mrs Herbert’s Park to […]

Heaven's Door takes car rally glory

The inaugural AATBL car rally on Saturday 14 October 2017 was, if the press is to be believed, a rampaging success. Five teams departed from Clancy’s in City Beach after […]

Motherchucker's head revisited

Buzz Lightbeer vs Motherchucker Buzz: I hear you’re bringing out your own fragrance? Mochu: Me? No. Buzz: Didn’t you tell Brad that you were planning to release a scent? Is […]

The Circus seizes minor premiership

The final round of the home-and-away season unfolded in controversial circumstances on 17 September, with more games forfeited than played. With the Nomads and Heaven’s Door both failing to field […]

Seven rounds down

There was a record low attendance at the AATBL’s August fixture. The round was played in sunny conditions  at Cliff Sadlier VC Memorial Park in Daglish, the site of the […]

Another dose of Gonad

Digger: I see that you’ve written on your form that you’re concerned about AI. Are you concerned about robots taking our jobs? Gonad: No, that’s not what I said. I’m […]

Further life tips from Stella

BP: Many people are asking questions [uses air quotes] “in the interests of balance”. In the interests of balance, what do you think of tightrope-walking? Stella: I’m strongly in favour […]

More from Brad

Cannonball vs Brad Cannonball: It seems you’ve had a life of glorious achievement. It says here that you were a blackboard monitor for two years in primary school and that […]

Winter in July

The July round was played in wintry conditions in the park previously known as Lake Claremont or Butler’s Swamp.  Although each team had at least one player present, absent were SuperMario, […]