SNHDT: Do you think the draft is working and that it has widespread acceptance?

RE: Hang on, I’m supposed to interviewing you.

SNHDT: Isn’t that just bloody typical? Who made you the interview boss?

RE: You are the only member of the league to win three consecutive individual titles. Doesn’t that make it hard for you, being so hopeless now?

SNHDT: You didn’t answer my question. What makes you think you can dictate who does the interviewing?

RE: So, do you think the draft is working?

SNHDT: That was my question to you, dipstick. Why don’t we just dissolve all the teams at the end of the season and draw new teams from a hat?

RE: Dissolve them? What? In acid? That seems a bit harsh.

SNHDT: Not in your case.

RE: Why did you and The Rock change your team name to the Dirty Three? Is it about personal hygiene? Is it some kind of a protest?

SNHDT: Protest? Yes, it’s a protest. We’re protesting about stupid questions in interviews.

RE: OK. Fair enough. You don’t think it’s a bit subtle? Some players might not understand.

SNHDT: Do you think it would be clearer if I shoved that microphone up your arse?

RE: I think that’s about all we have time for today. Thank you, Stormboy.

SNHDT: Invisible bloody Hand. What a crock of shit.

RE: I’m telling Pat.