Mochu, Teflon or KGMC? AATBL members discuss the vexed question of nomenclature.
Mochu, Teflon or KGMC?
AATBL members discuss the vexed question of nomenclature.

Names for Charity

The 2010 AATBL AGM boldly went were no AGM had been before.  Yes, the epithet market has been ever-so-slightly deregulated.

Now, if Brand X wants to trade up to a less “home brand” ATB name, or if Shane wants to go back to his former tag of “Cannonball”, there is a relatively painless process by which this can be achieved.

The 2011 Naming Season is open until the end of April 2011.  If a player wants to change his name, or another player’s name, he need only email the league and propose the new name.  The proposal must be matched by a bid of a donation to a charity of the bidder’s choice.  If another player (or player group) wishes to make  a counter-proposal, the counter-proposal must be defeated by a greater bid.

Will we see the return of the Kind and Gentle Motherchucker Champ?  Will Brand X out-bid him with a $45 donation to Cat Haven, leaving the former MoChu as Teflon?

Not surprisingly, there will be a vague but distinct requirement that any proposed name not be offensive.